Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Kulturkampf 1: rock against Rudd

The cultural war against socialist mind control has to start some time. You're not going to hear anything along these lines from Rage Against the Machine, so I guess it's up to us, and by 'us' I mean me.

So I've 'appropriated' some lyrics by Pink Floyd, and by 'Pink Floyd' I mean Roger Waters.

Imagine the sinister brooding minor riff and the melody to 'Another brick in the wall'....

When I went to school there were certain politicians
Who'd brainwash the children anyway they could
Pouring their supervision over everything we did
Exposing every divergent thought, however carefully hidden by the kid

But in Canberra it was well known
When Rudd got home at night
His fat and phycopathic wife
Would thrash him to within inches of his life

Ahhh Ahhh Ooohh Ahhhh

We don't need no Education Revolution
We don't need no thought control
No propaganda in the classroom
Labor leave those kids alone

HEY! LABOR! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!

All in all your just another beurocrat at the union's beck and call
All in all your just another brick in the socialist's berlin wall

(repeat with cockney children's choir)

(solo)

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Pretty good huh? I might record it but that might get me in trouble.