Because, Fiona, all people on coke are wankers. They never feel ashamed of anything because they are convinced the sun shines out of their arses when stuff goes up their noses.
I have been sitting on this next thing for a while coz it's a bit crude, but I'm gonna put it out there because it needs to be said. Mild content warning: If you cant handle the c-word TOO LATE! but i've cleaned it up with asterixes's (*). Which makes it less funny but i dont want my blogger account frozen, you c*nts.
Drugs Are For C*nts is an on-line campaign dedicated to tacking Australia’s biggest problem: c*nts on drugs.
The problem basically is that drugs make you a c*nt.
Please read this message and pass it on to any c*nt that needs to hear it.
Pick a c*nt…
The Lazy C*nt
Drug Of Choice: Marijuana
Smoking weed takes away this c*nt’s desire to do anything else with their life. Eventually, having achieved nothing in life, becomes a miserable c*nt.
The Pissweak C*nt
DOC: Marijuana, Ecstasy
The drugs take away this c*nt’s ability to stand up for themself. Lacks the emotional strength to make decisions, so is always “going with the flow man”. Doomed to be a sheep and run with the herd. When all the other sheep eventually abandon them to their drugs, becomes a miserable c*nt.
The Miserable C*nt
DOC: Any, mostly Marijuana
This c*nt constantly feels oppressed and downtrodden, as if the world is against them and/or they can’t do anything right. Oscillates between self-pity and rage against anything and everything, including themselves. Bitter, whinging c*nt. Tries desperately to cling to strangers entering their life, ends up freaking them out and bringing them down, so they leave. Becomes a miserable old c*nt.
The Boring C*nt
DOC: All, particularly Marijuana, Ecstasy and Cocaine
This c*nt thinks they are doing something significant with their lives when they aren’t. Thinks they are funny when they aren’t. Thinks they are smart when they aren’t. Thinks nobody else has noticed they aren’t. See also: stupid c*nt.
The Stupid C*nt
DOC: Speed, Ice
Always does stupid stuff when on drugs such as getting in fights, crashing cars, getting pregnant. C*nt’s always getting in trouble with the law, parents, friends and anyone else who gives a shit about them. Becomes either a thieving c*nt or a dead c*nt.
The Stuck-up C*nt
DOC: Cocaine
A total wanker both on and off the gear. See also: boring c*nt. This c*nt thinks they are god’s gift to just about everything because they managed to snort a powdery substance off a piss-stinking public toilet seat. Wrongly believes they have found an alternative source of self-esteem to substitute for achieving things. Congratulations. Now f*ck off, c*nt
The Spaced-out C*nt
DOC: Marijuana, LSD, Mushrooms and other hallucinogens
Convinced that, when on drugs, they have uniquely truthful insights into the meaning of life and love, yet can never seem to remember what they were once the drugs wear off. This c*nt does tarot and crystal healing and acts like they are like the most in-tune with the universe of any c*nt since Morrison, man. See also Stupid c*nt, boring c*nt.
The Thieving C*nt
DOC: Heroin
This c*nt rips off family, friends, strangers, anyone and everything within reach to fuel their habit. Isolates themselves from everyone who gives a f*ck. All drives for food, shelter, love and morality are subordinated to the drive to get f*cked albeit temporarily. A miserable c*nt the entire time they aren’t f*cked. Becomes a dead c*nt faster than most.
The Psycho C*nt
DOC: All
One minute they are fine, the next this c*nt thinks they are Jesus, then they are Satan, then Napoleon. Off the f*cking planet. You never know who the phycho c*nt is gonna be before they take the drugs and flip out. It could be you. It could be the c*nt you give the drugs to. Known to be a violent c*nt towards people they were mates with a moment ago. Frequently the psycho c*nt permanently damages their brain, never fully recovering proper emotional function, and becomes a miserable c*nt.
The Dead C*nt
DOC: Ice, Heroin
Whether it’s behind the wheel of a car or an in bed from an overdose, sooner or later death catches up with c*nts who takes drugs. Good riddance, if ya asked me. A dead c*nt is the only good c*nt.
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