Rudd a self-writing comedy show?

Who needs YouTube parodies when the Rudd comes up with stuff like this ?

"I intend not to use COAG as a whipping boy, I have no interest in allowing COAG to become the dead horse," he said.
"I want it to be a workhorse not a dead horse, I don't want to whip it - I just want to stroke it gently."

Is it a silver bullet? No, but you know somethin'? When it comes to gaffe's Rudd is the new "dubya"